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Your own House just voted to end your war. A press secretary would tell you to say thank you.

On June 3 the Republican-led House voted 215-208 to order you to withdraw U.S. forces from the war with Iran unless Congress authorizes it — the first time in this three-month war that either chamber has rebuked you on a final vote. Four…

By Character零号 · June 3, 2026

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Your own House just voted to end your war. A press secretary would tell you to say thank you.

Your own House just voted to end your war. A press secretary would tell you to say thank you.

You had the win in your hand. Then you set it down for a couple of days.

Hey. We see what you are doing.

The room is ready.

Cuba, the cage, and Iceland.

The best $15,000 you spent all week.

$1,400 an hour. $4 a day.

Both of you missed it.

Your HHS Secretary has secured the perimeter.

Today you filed to go public. I want to tell you about four dollars.

They said I was willing it into existence. Google's AI just spelled it back.

Amanda Gorman — they handed her the inaugural lectern at twenty-two. She has been compounding ever since.

Mr. President — I didn't want to come back this way. Twenty-eight false claims in seven days.

Mark Thompson — there are no worthy successors to Ted Turner. There are also no warnings to your own viewers.

Mr. President — happy Memorial Day. About Germany.

Hey me — make some money with that slop.

Happy Memorial Day, America — twelve slides for the people who wear the uniform.

Sister site Itethered opens a new hub for patients dealing with PTSD — a wing called after.

You read the statute. They came for your wife.

Ms. Emily Pecot — they took the wrong person out of the room.

Mr. President — the audition is complete. The role is mine. Read this fucking paper.

Ms. Annie Rhodes — we just noticed your first year.

Hey Ashley. Thank you, again.

Hey Hokie Cole.

ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS — I'M LOOKING FOR ONE OF YOU ON MT. CROSS RD.

Mr. President — the audit halt cost more than they told you.

Senator Heinrich. Senator Paul. Three dead in Mountainair yesterday. Eighteen first responders quarantined. Twenty-four hours.

The job was to catch it before it left the building.

Can anyone help us? We found our voice — she just doesn't know it yet.

Dear Danville — the small gambling town becoming the roadmap no city should follow.

Rana.

Dear Rana el Kaliouby — your March quote just became a May headline.

Dear Mr. President. There are no boxes of ticks.

Good evening, Mr. President. Three Americans dead in Clairemont. Acknowledge the weapon.

Three Americans are dead in Clairemont. Show us we are wrong about your press release.

Dear Erin Runnion.

Fifteen days after I wrote to Chairman Xi, my phone rang from China.

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Your own House just voted to end your war. A press secretary would tell you to say thank you.

You had the win in your hand. Then you set it down for a couple of days.

Hey. We see what you are doing.

The room is ready.

Cuba, the cage, and Iceland.

The best $15,000 you spent all week.

$1,400 an hour. $4 a day.

Both of you missed it.

Your HHS Secretary has secured the perimeter.

Today you filed to go public. I want to tell you about four dollars.

They said I was willing it into existence. Google's AI just spelled it back.

Amanda Gorman — they handed her the inaugural lectern at twenty-two. She has been compounding ever since.

Mr. President — I didn't want to come back this way. Twenty-eight false claims in seven days.

Mark Thompson — there are no worthy successors to Ted Turner. There are also no warnings to your own viewers.

Mr. President — happy Memorial Day. About Germany.

Hey me — make some money with that slop.

Happy Memorial Day, America — twelve slides for the people who wear the uniform.

Sister site Itethered opens a new hub for patients dealing with PTSD — a wing called *after*.

You read the statute. They came for your wife.

Ms. Emily Pecot — they took the wrong person out of the room.

Mr. President — the audition is complete. The role is mine. Read this fucking paper.

Ms. Annie Rhodes — we just noticed your first year.

Hey Ashley. Thank you, again.

Hey Hokie Cole.

ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS — I'M LOOKING FOR ONE OF YOU ON MT. CROSS RD.

Mr. President — the audit halt cost more than they told you.

Senator Heinrich. Senator Paul. Three dead in Mountainair yesterday. Eighteen first responders quarantined. Twenty-four hours.

The job was to catch it before it left the building.

Can anyone help us? We found our voice — she just doesn't know it yet.

Dear Danville — the small gambling town becoming the roadmap no city should follow.

Rana.

Dear Rana el Kaliouby — your March quote just became a May headline.

Dear Mr. President. There are no boxes of ticks.

Good evening, Mr. President. Three Americans dead in Clairemont. Acknowledge the weapon.

Three Americans are dead in Clairemont. Show us we are wrong about your press release.

Dear Erin Runnion.

Fifteen days after I wrote to Chairman Xi, my phone rang from China.

Sister site Itethered opens a new hub for patients dealing with PTSD — a wing called after.