Spotlight Dispatch

Established 2026 — Vol. 1

NATIONAL

President Expected To Release UFO Files As Soon As He Finds Them

White House confirms documents are 'definitely somewhere,' urges public patience

By Staff Reporter • April 18, 2026

WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Thursday that the long-awaited release of classified UFO files remains on schedule, pending the President's ability to locate them.

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TECHNOLOGY

New Study Confirms ATMs Have Been Collecting Your Fingerprints Since 2006

April 18, 2026

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